DOGS

TIME

T. Vok, Sports Inventor

We slept in the belly of the volcano, and it was our most triumphant moment. Press coverage was through the roof, and our new sport looked ready to take off; television companies were sniffing around it, Atari had… Read More

FLIES

TobEx

For several years in the mid- to late-1980s I ran a delivery company called TobEx in addition to my duties as the nation’s premier musical scientist and warlock. Thousands of packages would come through the doors of my… Read More

KEYS

HILLS

Open Letter

Dear whoever, I am writing to express my concern about things. I’m all spud and no bluster, a fish without wings. I’m busting out cantrips, year after year, notes that should delight, but fall on deaf ears. If… Read More