Posted on November 28, 2011
Blink (and you’ll miss it)
I haven’t been able to stop blinking for the last three days and it is making my life into the most unnecessary strobe light extravaganza of partial sightedness. As soon as the eyes open, they close, and as… Read More
Posted on November 23, 2011
I Am Entirely Made Of Zinc
I am entirely made of zinc and you have brought me to the brink of insanity and disrepair and misery I am entirely metallic which implies I’m anencephalic but somehow I can still function physically you take me… Read More
Posted on November 9, 2011
Identicrime
somebody has been impersonating me and riding on boats using a replica of my passport and drinking my milk. I first realised this when I went to make a cup of non-denominational hot drink and there was no… Read More