Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: final conversement: auto
FINAL CONVERSEMENT from: Ted to: Toby Toby, Look at this [see attached image below] It is a scene from my autobriography (the extra R there is intentional, copyrighted), Tales From My Bathtub. Would you like a copy, so… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: conversement #12: blockages
Conversement #12 from: Ted to: Vok Nutritional Severices Dear Vok Nutritional Services, I have been experienceing severe t o mild abdominal pain at regular frequencies throughout the day. On close and thorough inspection, under both micro-and macro-scopic viewings,… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversmentes: conversment #11: seasonalsneeze
Conversement #11 from: Terrible Phark to: Father Toby Dear Father Vok I have the following symptoms. Burst of pain above the eye. Watering of nose, running of eyes. Slower than usual turn-of-head speed. Eyes oversensitive to light, colour,… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: conversement #10: unopened
Conversement #10 from: Toby to: Ted TED SORRY I HAVEN’T BEEN INTO MY EMAILS THE BOX WAS LOCKED — from: Ted to: Toby And yet, messages could still enter, and the capaciousness of the box was never breeched…. Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: conversement #9: words
Conversement #9 from: Ted Vaak to: The Toby Vok Publicational Company Dear Toby, I have enclosed a partial manuscript for 1000 Words And How To Use Them, a picture book and educationist instructional tome for the pre-literate market… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: conversement #8: escape
Conversement #8: from: Terald V. Ark to: Toby Vok Dear Toby I have not yet escaped from bed, and yet it is almost midday. What would mother say, do you think? Terald V. Ark PS: My bed is… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: conversement #7: moons
Conversement #7 from: Ted to: Toby Dear Toby, The other day I saw the moon, wedged in the narrow gap between two tall buildings (fire station practice tower; lavish victorian department store (abandoned)). What was it doing there… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: conversement #6: cold
Conversement #6 from: Ted Vaaaaak to: Toby Vok Dear Toby, My current, entirely experimental, refrigerator is made entirely from bone (various appendages), ear resin (harvested from beast and bee alike) and pipe (ancient, unleaking). Despite high performance levels… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: conversement #5: proposal
Conversement #5 from: the email account of Ted Vaak to: Toby Vok Dear Respected One, GREETINGS, Permit me of desire allowable, in abundance, but not over abundance, such that we could, together, become as one. I got your… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2015
several conversements: conversement #4: tersement
Conversement #4 from: Ted to: Toby Toby, Ted — from: Toby to: Ted Understood TED Toby CONVERSEMENT ENDS