to: Vok Nutritional Severices
Dear Vok Nutritional Services,
I have been experienceing severe t o mild abdominal pain at regular frequencies throughout the day. On close and thorough inspection, under both micro-and macro-scopic viewings, it is evident that my intestines have become clogged with a strange, thick, foul looking substance. Is it sausages, do you think?
Ted, A Worrier
from: Vok Nutrition
Mr. A. Worrier,
The only way to be sure is to start eating sausages. If they displace the original contents then it confirms that it was, indeed, sausages. If it doesn’t, return to the rotary chamber.
(just kidding, it is I, Toby)
Thamk ye. Suasauge it be. gbejhe dhjfhgjbdenneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
A series of serious seizures seized me, leading to unexplicable poundings upon the keys of my textichord. I am, however, better now.